Winter is so Fucking Awesome

I'm gonna lay some heavy information on you fuckers: I live in Maine.

Let that digest for a moment.

I've lived in Maine since I was born, and, being a true Mainer, I fucking love Winter and its byproduct: snow. I love snow so fucking much, and if you don't love snow I want nothing to do with you.

Look at this
LOOK AT THIS
IT'S...FUCKING...BEAUTIFUL

I'm telling you all this because its currently snowing like a motherfucker just outside my window and I'm just getting total ecstasy from it. Some of you may be wondering "Is this really the only reason he's telling us this?"

My answer? No.

I'm telling you this because Winter is not the only thing I love about Maine, it's nature in general that totally just sets me off. Unfortunately, the dumb motherfucker who about a third of the state managed to elect because the rest of us were trying to get absolutely anybody else into the Governor's office actually won (Seriously, a majority of Maine would've rather had a shit-stained piece of toilet paper win than this dumb cunt). For those of you who don't keep up on Maine politics, I'm talking about Paul LePage.

I hate this motherfucker

Now before any of you freak out; no, I'm not just some raging hippie liberal who immediately hates anyone who isn't part of my flowerchild commune. I was willing to give LePage a chance after he won the election. I mean, I was still upset but I figured "Hey, fuck it, might as well give this bastard a chance. Who knows, maybe he'll actually do a good job." WRONG

Since this fucker got elected all he's basically done is make Maine look like a state of complete redneck assholes who couldn't complete a basic algebra problem even if they really fucking tried. On top of all his gross incompetence he's basically pledged to all of the Tea Party retards that he's gonna rape Maine's woodlands, and rape them hard.

In short, I really wanted to give LePage a chance, but he's just a dumb motherfucker.

Rad Thad out, you bloggin' people.

P.S. Because of the aforementioned snow I actually have the day off from work tomorrow so I'm gonna start working on my first movie review. It might be up tomorrow but I wouldn't hold your breath.

P.P.S. If you want to discuss politics in the comments feel free, just please don't post shit like "DURR I HAET CONSERVATIVES BECUZ THEYRE NAZIS" or "HERP A DERP, ALL LIBURULS SHUD DIE BECUZ THE LORD JEZUS TOLD ME THAT GUN CONTRL IS BAD HURR.,"