Monday, January 31, 2011

Humility is Pretty Fucking Dumb

In case you idiots haven't noticed yet, I have an ego about the size of our solar system, and I'm damn proud of it too. I feel we live in a society that does way too much to humble itself and gives itself barely any credit for all the awesome shit that we do. This isn't to say that I feel we should never be humble; I myself, when proven wrong (which is pretty fucking rare), will admit it and allow others to teach me. What I'm against are the sort of people who go on about shit like "we're all sinners who don't deserve heaven". First of all, who the Hell wants to spend eternity in a gated community anyway. Secondly, everyone is capable of being awesome enough to deserve something far greater than that pie in the sky bullshit. I want you guys to listen to these next ten words carefully:

You are only as awesome as you think you are

Seriously think that over for a second, because I know you will realize that it is the fucking truth. How are you going to accomplish anything if you're constantly belittling yourself and thinking you're not worthy. Forget what all those fucking preachers have said and break down those barriers. If you make your ego big enough, the whole fucking Universe is the limit. I do, however, want to stress that it's important to not get too cocky, and, like I said earlier, allow for others to prove you wrong. To maintain that you're still right after others prove you wrong just turns you into a douche and makes you considerably less awesome.

I love each and everyone of you motherfuckers

Rad Thad out, you amazing people

Sunday, January 30, 2011

The Basics of My Random Fuckery

Now, usually when someone starts a blog they do a basic outline of what their content is going to be like so you, the dumbfuck reader, knows whether or not you want to follow said blog (In my case, I'm incredibly awesome so you'll follow me no matter what I do).

I'm not like all those other bloggers. You want to know what sets me apart?


This is obvious considering that I skipped all that bullshit with my first post and got straight to my kick-ass opinion on the Egypt riots (You should read that article right now if you haven't already, it'll give you an idea of how much better I am than you). I, however, have now decided to inform you of what's in store for all y'all motherfuckers by laying out the various content that I will be posting.

Opinion Articles

This is going to be my most basic form of expression. As you've already seen with my first post these will consist of my opinions on various things going on in the world and in my life. Most of the time these will exhibit my most excellent vocabulary (As demonstrated in my first post) but sometimes I may need to calm down and talk in a civil manner (i.e. like a pussy)

My Opinions=Truth
Movie Reviews

I currently work at a movie theater to help pay my bills and this has fostered somewhat of a deep obsession with fine cinema (read: gore exploitation films for the most part). Because of my discerning tastes I wish to write reviews so that you, the reader, may know which movies you have to see and you are a complete and utter waste of skin if you don't; and which ones are so utterly terrible that I would rather fuck myself with a razor dildo than figuratively skull-fuck myself by watching them. I may also do riffs of certain films if I get the time.
This is probably the first one I'm going to review
Get ready to vomit

Video Game/Mod Reviews

Like many others on the internet today, I'm all too familiar with going on virtual killing-sprees and enacting my most sadistic fantasies in the digital realm. I'm also a cheap-skate, so most of the video-games I actually play are mods. In truth, though I play probably an upwards of 40 different games, there's only about six or so that I've had to pay for, the rest being some seriously kick-ass mods. If I get enough of a following (Which I'm sure I will, considering I'm basically Jesus 2.0) I hope I may be able to interview some mod developers.

This rules my life

That's all for now, you glorious bastards, Rad Thad out.

Welcome one and all to Rad Thad's Blog of Random Fuckery

In case you fuckers couldn't read the title, you're currently viewing Rad Thad's Blog of Random Fuckery. I'm Thad (of course you dumbfucks), and I'm here to impart upon you any tidbits of my knowledge and also my own opinions on the general fuckery that goes on around the world.



Jesus Christ, these Egyptians have got some serious brass balls with what they're doing right now. Have you seen any of these videos? They are trashing everything. I mean, these are just civilians and they are fucking taking on APC's fer chrissake.

Now, some of you may be wondering "But Thad, do you agree with what they are doing?" and the answer is: of course I do you thick piece of shit. In my opinion, this is what it should look like when you're overthrowing a corrupt government, not that pussy "Blogger Revolution" bullshit that happened over in Tunisia.

Citizens of Egypt, you get my seal of approval.

Rad Thad out, you fucking pansies.